January 2011
I really dont understand why:
leeexus:
fuckyeahsillymoo:
9 year olds have boyfriends and girlfriends
10 year olds swear
11 year olds kiss and grope each other
12 year olds give oral sex
13 year olds aren’t virgins
14 year olds have their hearts broken
15 year olds are getting wasted
16 year olds are doing drugs
17 year olds are pregnant
18 year olds are emotional wrecks
19 year olds are committing suicide
...
A life with Facebook sluts: .
s0ulf00d:
When they get a new boyfriend:
Afew hours later: ‘I love yuu so much bbe.”
Every status, every day: ‘I love my bbe 4eva:’
Spamming your news feeds with pictures of them basically shagging:
They break up:
She posts depressing status’ about how much she loves and misses him:
2 days later, she now ‘in a relationship’ with a new guy:
When guys have tribal tattoos;
s0ulf00d:
Oh well that’s odd, my pants have magically fallen off.
“Mainland girls got nothing on Hawaii girls.”
– Bruno Mars (via s0ulf00d)
People who put themselves down, but in reality are...
s0ulf00d:
Top 5 Lies Guys Tell.
vodkaaparty:
My dick’s big.
I’m single.
I won’t tell anyone.
I’ll never cheat on you.
I love you.
Well Top 5 Lies Girls Tell:
I’m single.
I don’t suck dick.
I’m not like every other girl.
I’m on my period.
I’m not mad.
(via kisssmytan)
When you're with your best friend and you see the...
s0ulf00d:
Party Like it's 1999
If you played with Barbies,
Polly Pockets,
Beanie Babies,
Tamagotchi,
Slip N’ Slide,
And Satan Furbies,
Listened to the Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, NSync and the Spice Girls
On Hit Clips, a Boom Box, or a Walkman,
Collected and traded Pokemon cards,
Wrote with Gel Pens,
Wore butterfly clips,
And Snap Bracelets,
And remember watching these guys:
...
Beauty attracts, personality keeps.
